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We Are Scientists | The Desert Shirt

We Are Scientists | The Desert Shirt

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Hi, Chris here, from the band. I wanted to personally write to you about this t-shirt, because it’s so goddamned good-looking that it sells itself, and I like easy jobs.

I’m not going to sit here and tell you what you’re looking at: what you’re looking at is obvious (an incredible shirt that will shock your friends into a jealous rage, cause your partner to beam with pride, and allow your parents finally to stop worrying about whether you’re “going to be okay”). Instead I’ll tell you that we really went for it with this one, because we liked the design so much. Extra-large screens were used for the multi-color print, and an unusually high quality of shirt stock makes for a garment that should last you decades (the cut is on the timeless side of tastefully modern).

We’re so proud of this shirt, we decided fuck it, let’s print inside the neck, too. (That’s an alternate take on the new logo that we loved, and doesn’t appear anywhere else.) All the fine print makes for an enjoyable read, if anyone’s stuck with you in a broken elevator, or even just in line for the opera.

I wish this shirt weren’t as beautiful as it is. I keep pulling up the picture on my phone and showing my friends, because I can’t help myself, and now 19 of them are begging me to get them one. You know what? I just give them this web address. And boy do they use it.
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