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Taste from each of Earth’s great food groups:

• From Cotton: a t-shirt
• From Plastic: a cassette
• From Vinyl: an LP
• Plus: The Pre-Order Authentic Original Signature Sticker

That means that on both vinyl and cassette, you’re getting “Huffy,” the brand new studio album from We Are Scientists. Ten tracks recorded and produced by the band, and mixed by ear-athlete Claudius Mittendorfer, in a package that only you can complete. 

Unwrap the record, and you’re met with a spacious gatefold full of empty wall space. But the included sticker pack — plus whatever additional materials you dare muster — present an opportunity. Will you create the ultimate version of “Huffy,” the one that perfectly articulates your understanding of the world and your place in it? Maybe, instead, you’ll slap all of the stickers on your dusty old guitar case — covering up the old, worse stickers — and hit the road so you can make your mark. Or, you can just put the stickers on the bottoms of all your shoes, and give the ants a great show. That’s fine too! You’ve still got the vinyl. 

About that vinyl. Take it a step past sanity by hand-selecting from 10 available colors, including Earth Scoop, Keylime Yum, and Cherry Laser. 

The cassette will require more of you. Each of Huffy’s five cassette colors offers the entirety of “Huffy” on Side A, plus its own special collection of additional material on the flip-side — a selection pulled from the tape-only demos, acoustic versions, commentary, sketches, and recorded boasts. 

Five cassettes — five different experiences. Which will you choose? 

And which t-shirt?!? May we suggest showing pictures of each — the black and the white — to your pet owl? They see color much better than we do, and in case will probably be wearing the shirt at least as much as you do. 

Exclusively for pre-orders, we’ll include a transparent sticker that we’ve autographed with a permanent marker. Place this on your album artwork wherever you choose. Heck, place it on the dotted line of of a really nasty contract! We won’t stand in your way.