Jet-skis ripping across a jewel-green bay. Piña Coladas on ice, shredded in the blender. An alligator drops into a sick-ass guitar solo, then takes the last chorus up a notch with an unusual harmony you simply didn’t see coming. 

This is “Huffy,” the brand new studio album from We Are Scientists. Ten tracks recorded and produced by the band, and mixed by ear-athlete Claudius Mittendorfer, in a package that only you can complete.

A spacious gatefold cover presents you with a blank wall. The included sticker pack — plus whatever additional materials you dare muster — presents an opportunity. Will you create the ultimate version of “Huffy,” the one that perfectly articulates your understanding of the world and your place in it? Maybe, instead, you’ll arrange all the stickers on the ends of beheaded flower stems, and surprise your beloved with a bouquet they’ll never forget, and barely understand.  That’s fine too! You’ll still have the record. 

About that record. It has been printed in a huge variety of colors, and if life is about crossroads, then this may be the MOTHER OF ALL CROSSROADS. Ten colors, including Dog Tongue, Keylime Yum, True Denim, and Cherry Laser. One choice. You can do this. Just… focus. 

Exclusively for pre-orders, we’ll include a transparent sticker that we’ve autographed with a permanent marker. Place this on your album artwork wherever you choose. Heck, place it on the dotted line of a really nasty contract! We won’t stand in your way. 

Just promise us this: when that gator drops into his solo, and that blender starts screaming its very creative harmony, and the sun is already settling down into the warm purple water of that bay, don’t just stand there staring, your brand new LP tucked tight under one arm. 

Dance.