We Are Scientists | Only-If-It’s-Round Bundle
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At last, a bundle that only has:
- The Pre-Order Authentic Original Signature Sticker
Hey, we get it — you love music, but only if it’s round. That used to be called “discerning.” Now they say “picky.” Ridiculous.
They called us “picky,” too, when we kept insisting on excellence every step of the way while making our new studio album, “Huffy.” Ten tracks recorded and produced by the band, and mixed by ear-athlete Claudius Mittendorfer, in a package that only you can complete. Whether it’s the spacious gatefold of the vinyl packaging, or the never-ending horizons of the CD’s trifold enclosure, you’ll be met with a potentially daunting amount of open wall space. But the included sticker packs — plus whatever additional materials you dare muster — present an opportunity. Will you create the ultimate version of “Huffy,” the one that perfectly articulates your understanding of the world and your place in it? Maybe, instead, you’ll slap all of the stickers on your dusty old guitar case — covering up the old, worse stickers — and hit the road so you can make your mark. Or, you can just put the stickers on the box of whatever cereal you’re having for dinner, and throw that box away in a day or two when the cereal’s gone. That’s fine too! You’ll still have two perfectly round pieces of music.
The vinyl only comes in 10 colors, including Dog Tongue, Lemon Beach Sunshine, and Seafoam Spritz. We promise this, though: not a corner in sight.
Exclusively for pre-orders, we’ll include transparent stickers that we’ve autographed with a permanent marker. Place them on your album artwork wherever you choose. Heck, place one on the dotted line of a really nasty contract! We won’t stand in your way.